12.05.2006

Iron Maiden selling out venues like it's the 1980's.


All of you who really know me, know that I'm probably the most intense metal head walking, among other facets of my musical sustenance. Iron Maiden's new album, A Matter of Life and Death is a serious return to the powerhouse days of Maiden. Not only that, but they have rocketed to the top ten in the US and are selling out venues around the world. Among all the other detritus that people are attempting to pass off as music, Iron Maiden are sitting proudly and defiantly among them. Almost brings a tear to the eye. All that being said, it doesn't come with out the price of reality smacking us in the face.

Allow me to illustrate my point: Lauren Harris. The preceeding link will take you to Lauren Harris' myspace. Who is Lauren Harris? She's the daughter of Iron Maiden bassist, Steve Harris, and she's quite the hottie. She also happens to be on tour with her dad and opening for Maiden on the non-US legs of the tour. Now, this isn't Kelly Osbourne by any stretch of the imagination. Strap yourself in for a rockin good time.

Anywho, I just wanted to spread the word to those of you who are interested and those of you who probably don't give a shit anyway.

11.20.2006

Dropping the ball and missing the important things.

Shortly after three eight-year-old boys were found mutilated and murdered in West Memphis, Arkansas, local newspapers stated the killers had been caught. The police assured the public that the three teenagers in custody were definitely responsible for these horrible crimes. Evidence?

The same police officers coerced an error-filled “confession” from Jessie Misskelley Jr., who is mentally handicapped. They subjected him to 12 hours of questioning without counsel or parental consent, audio-taping only two fragments totaling 46 minutes. Jessie recanted it that evening, but it was too late— Misskelley, Jason Baldwin and Damien Echols were all arrested on June 3, 1993, and convicted of murder in early 1994.

Although there was no physical evidence, murder weapon, motive, or connection to the victims, the prosecution pathetically resorted to presenting black hair and clothing, heavy metal t-shirts, and Stephen King novels as proof that the boys were sacrificed in a satanic cult ritual. Unfathomably, Echols was sentenced to death, Baldwin received life without parole, and Misskelley got life plus 40.

For over 13 years, The West Memphis Three have been imprisoned for crimes they didn’t commit. Echols waits in solitary confinement for the lethal injection our tax dollars will pay for. They were all condemned by their poverty, incompetent defense, satanic panic and a rush to judgment.

But there’s still hope for them, and you can help.



The above is the opening splash page for The Official Site for the West Memphis Three. This past week was West Memphis Three Awareness Week, and I had every intent of getting the word out sooner, but less important things and just plain forgetting got in the way. I'm almost ashamed to admit it. No, I am ashamed, because that's the fucking problem with this country, we are too quick to forget. To quick to put the important shit on the back burner in leiu of something far less important and most likely absolutely trivial. Here we are on the Internet with the capacity to flood the world with media, print, and sites with the truth and support of this travesty of justice, and we fill it with bullshit about less-than-nothing.

Though I have been busy and trying to get things rolling as solidly as possibly on a few fronts, that doesn't take away the fact that some things warrant more attention than others. So, with that said, even though the week has passed, this thing is bigger than a week. It's an every day slap in the face of truth and justice. Here's the kicker: You're not immune from shit like this. You think that you're safe because you might know someone or some other bit of bullshit, but when the hammer falls and you're the one on the receiving end of some dumb ass case, you'll wish you paid better attention to what was going on around you and how fucked up things are getting. If we don't reign this kind of shit in, it will get worse, and that's not some conspiracy shit, that's fact. We cannot keep looking away from the failing system. It will consume us. That uncomfortable feeling you have right now is someone's hand up your ass convincing you that your liberties are secure and telling you and everythin's ok, and people like this Wrench guy don't know what they're talking about and they should be ignored. Ignore at your peril.

Free The West Memphis Three, NOW!!

11.06.2006

Falling victim to the black hole that is Myspace.com

Yes friends, the beast came and tempted me, and yeah though I was resistent for a lengthy amount of time, I was laid low by the beast and succumbed to its temptation. It's all good though. It's good for business and networking. See, when I finished the Small Town Tattoos site, I created a companion site on Myspace so that all our friends and others could have active participation in the living, breathing, behemoth that is Small Town Tattoos. I figured, "What the hell. It can't be bad for business, right?" And here we are Independent Rebellion's Myspace. I figured that if the best people in the world that I know can have a Myspace, who am I to deny its power and ability to thrust me to the fore. While I have your attention, I would like to direct you to Garage Magazine. Quite possibly the best magazine dedicated to Kustom Kulture and all that is pure and good in the world of wrench turning, pinstriping, tattoo owning, tattoo doing, and any other odd-ball or off the wall activity that requires hot chicks, hot rods, and cold beer. It's now owned by Pay Up Publications. You'll recognize Pay Up, or you won't. Those that do know who it is know that he can only bring more power to the mag and its purpose.

You guys should creep on over to Coop's Blog and check out his progress on a few things. Anywho, things are rolling right along in a slightly productive motion, so I cannot complain. I'm considering getting back into photography on a more serious note and taking pix of chix. If you're interested and you're in the area, e-mail me and we'll see what we can work out. It's something that I've always wanted to do, and as you can obviously see, have been heavily influenced by, and am seriously considering giving it a try. If it works out, fine. If not, that's fine too. It's not like there aren't enough professional photographers taking some seriously hella-cool images of chix, rods, and the life in general.

Till next time, my blessed deciples.
Get more tattoos, get grease under your nails, make more friends,and don't tolerate any bullshit.

10.24.2006

Finally!


Whew... After a shitload of cramming and scrambling, Small Town Tattoos and Piercing finally has a home on the web. As the shop is a living breathing entity, so is its presence on the web. So, when you're coming here every day to see if I've written anything witty, stroll over there and see if I've posted anything new. Oh yeah, I'm the webmaster there too, as I should be, since I built the site. Yeah, yeah, I know you're saying, "But Wrench, how in the hell do you find time to do all it is that you do?" Well friends, I don't find time, I make time by shirking other things and missing deadlines at school and neglecting my family, just so you guys can have all that your greedy hearts desire.

It's all for you people. And another thing, check this out. I designed the new staff/fighter card for an upcomming GFC event. That's it over there on the right of the post. Anywho, I've gotta go to class.

L8R PPL

9.20.2006

Aspirations, Exasperations, and Machinations



So, for those of you who don't regularly visit Jimmy Shine's Site, this is the pinnacle of my hot rod building dreams. Chopped, slammed, and stacked 30's model Ford trucks. Yeah, I have designs on a few Highboys as well, but the trucks are the bee's knees to me. The pic and the other pix in my flickr album are from Jimmy's site. You can take the links and see a lot of other kick ass customs and rods at his site.

As far as everything else...? The billboard design gig is looking up, and it seems that there are quite a few trips planned to various MMA events on the books. If you see some really killer billboards advertising GFC promoted MMA events, chances are I designed it. The newest billboard is for the GFC9 event in October.

There are quite a few web design productions in progress as well. On top of all that, I am busier than ever at school. Yeah, I have a few irons in the fire, but nothing that I cannot handle.

Oh yeah, HAHA!! It's Life0party's birthday today! Happy Birthday, Fucker! Hope that you don't end up at the other end of the lanes tonight. Be safe on your way home.

That's all from Select-o-Matic tonight kiddies. Yeah, I wish that there was more too, but...

9.16.2006

Hot Rod Art


Hot Rod Art
Originally uploaded by Wrench Devil.

Here it is. The first of many stenciled pieces of Sharpie art that I am sure that my son is going to want. As you can see... If he wants art, he gets it. I told him that he should put it on his back or somewhere where it would be horizontal and would fit better, or resize it to fit his forearm. He wasn't having any of it. Independent Rebellion in its finest form.

9.15.2006

Update, info, and no one to read it.

Here it is, a much needed update and post... Who's going to read it? No one until I email every in about 27 countries and tell them that I have finally quasi-got my shit together and secured some (legitimate) webspace with domain names and the worx. Why did I need to secure web space? You ask with at puzzled look. Well, it's like this; I have a really good sketch of what I am going to do after I graduate college, and it isn't going to be working my ass into the dirt like I have up to this point.

I have been a graphic deisgner for years and have actually gone through several company names that just didn't seem to work. No, I'm not going to list them, that would be telling. So, what you have is the current and most likely, final, rendition of an idea that I have been carrying around for over 25 years. Independent Rebellion Graphics and Machining is the end product, and it pretty much describes all facets of my life down to the letter. Independent, Rebellious, Graphic (in a lot of areas) and a Wrench (Machining).

The kick-ass thing about the company name is... my son's initials are IRGM. How's that for a kick in the nuts? My goal is to spend the rest of my life in a garage/shop somewhere with my boy, doing nothing but turning wrenches on custom hot rods and bikes. Hell, he already has more mechanical ability than most adults that I know and he's 4, and he loves it as much as I do. I'll post a pic of his new tattoo tomorrow. And before any of you say anything about his tattoo... I asked him if he wanted me to resize it, but he wanted it in its full glory. Nuff Said.

Anywho, one of the best friends that I have decided that he wanted some web space because, get this, his MySpace account wasn't doing it for him. It was limiting him and his creative/programmer tendencies. So, he wants his own space, and here we are. Select-o-Matic and "Lon and the Family Goad" sitting side by side on one server. I think that it's a great idea and a whole lot of creative energies that aren't wasted ont he 360 will be spent here.

Remember ChromeHounds? One of the best games ever created, hands down. Remember that I was a moderator at http://www.chromehound.com ? I own it now. I'll save all the Geek Gospel for another post. Needless to say... School is wide open and I'm busy as a one armed hatchet murderer at a frat party. All is well and getting better, but that is for another post as well.

See... All these future posts about absolutely nothing that you have to look forward to. Aren't you just pissing your pants with excitement?

If not goto Chris' Site and see what he's up to. It'll be sure to tide you over. Especially if you start browsing through his links.

That's about it for now. I'm expecting a call about a billboard design that needs re-designed, and that was supposed to goto the printer already.

L8R,

Wrench

7.10.2006

The Full Custom Gospel Geekery of Select-o-Matic

Warning!!!!
What you are about to read is full of information that is probably of no interest to you whatsoever. In fact it may even sicken you, it almost sickens me.

Anyone who is as much of a regular reader as I am a regular poster knows that I am no stranger to videogames and the XBOX in particular. Well friends, it has happened. The glory of glories is about to descend from the heavens and bestow upon us a most wonderful and powerful gift.

Brief History: In the early 1980's there came upon this great planet, land, continent, blah, blah, blah one of the geekiest of the geeky; the most technical of the technical geekies; a most splendiferous creation as such had never been witnessed. Yes friends, I'm talking about Battle Tech. Battle Tech wasn't just another pen and paper RPG (Role Playing Game) on par with the likes of Dungeons & Dragons. I say nay!!! It was something much, much more. We were beset upon by massive weapons of mass distruction (MWMD's for the politically inclined among you). Giant robots of some serious tonnage that allowed us (in our heads and on paper) to wreak death, hell, and destruction on our opponents without mercy.

These Battle Mechs came in different classes and factions and many other intricacies that we will not visit upon in this post.

Classic BattleTech Site

Needless to say, it allowed us to explore the mechanical, technical and spiritual sides of our nature in a different light. Then came the onset of console video gaming. Yep, right there in your own living room, a white bar on each side of your TV with a little bouncing white ball of paralyzing magnitude, that made a "blip" sound just to lull you further into your own complacency. We dreamed of cruising the battlefields in our Mechs................... Ummm, for a long time. Fast forward through Combat, Frogger, ExciteBike, Mike Tyson's Punchout, Altered Beast, Castlevania, Spiderman, Breakout, Super-Breakout, Yar's Revenge, Pitfall... Well, you get the idea.

Then, while we were sleeping and dreaming of vast wastelands ruled by the Draconis Combine and liberated by the Eridani Light Horse, a simple thing happened. A PC simulator simply called MechWarrior was released. Hearts stopped, people begged for forgivness, some even thought that it was the end-times, finally come upon us. Alas, no, it was but the future of a new brand of sin. We would play these simulations on every console, as they were released, with a fervor and lust like no other. With each new leap in technology we were getting closer to realizing the true experience of being a Mech Pilot.

Synopsis

Fast forward into the NOW!!! (Make a swooshing noise for effect)

SEGA and From Software are about to release a title called ChromeHouns exclusively for the XBOX 360. This is not your dad's or even your dad's dad's Mech sim (that is if you're a little guy reading my blog, but I would question your parents judgment if you were). No friends, this is what was foretold by the soothsayers, ancients and other crazy-unshaven-smelly guys with hoods over their heads. Though the Single Player mode is little more than a tutorial for the massive online-multi-player mode, this title promises to keep us in bliss for quite some time to come. I dare say that this game may even off set the time that would otherwise be dedicated to the sacred Rainbow Six Vegas, and Splinter Cell: Double Agent.

I will not go into the massive details that are needed to discuss this game, as it has not been released in NA (North America) yet, but I will place links for you to click at your leisure or peril, whichever you decide.

Official ChromeHounds Site

First and best ChromeHounds Fan Site That WrenchDevil6 guy is a moderator and contributor there.

So, as if you thought I wasn't spending enough time updating my blog, it could be friends that between this game, class and taking my son to see his Grand-dad-Dean-dad, I may not update for a while. Then again, I could, so keep coming back. If for nothing else than to click a link to Steve, Coop, or Masuimi's site.

Oh, and on the school thing... Shakespeare was an awesome class. I start Scientific and Technical Writing tomorrow.

Until next time...

6.01.2006

How your Internet could be affected.

How does this threat to Internet freedom affect you?


Google users—Another search engine could pay dominant Internet providers like AT&T to guarantee the competing search engine opens faster than Google on your computer.

Innovators with the "next big idea"—Startups and entrepreneurs will be muscled out of the marketplace by big corporations that pay Internet providers for dominant placing on the Web. The little guy will be left in the "slow lane" with inferior Internet service, unable to compete.

Ipod listeners—A company like Comcast could slow access to iTunes, steering you to a higher-priced music service that it owned.

Political groups—Political organizing could be slowed by a handful of dominant Internet providers who ask advocacy groups to pay "protection money" for their websites and online features to work correctly.

Nonprofits—A charity's website could open at snail-speed, and online contributions could grind to a halt, if nonprofits can't pay dominant Internet providers for access to "the fast lane" of Internet service.

Online purchasers—Companies could pay Internet providers to guarantee their online sales process faster than competitors with lower prices—distorting your choice as a consumer.

Small businesses and tele-commuters—When Internet companies like AT&T favor their own services, you won't be able to choose more affordable providers for online video, teleconferencing, Internet phone calls, and software that connects your home computer to your office.

Parents and retirees—Your choices as a consumer could be controlled by your Internet provider, steering you to their preferred services for online banking, health care information, sending photos, planning vacations, etc.

Bloggers—Costs will skyrocket to post and share video and audio clips—silencing citizen journalists and putting more power in the hands of a few corporate-owned media outlets.

Blocking Innovation

The threat to an open internet isn't just speculation -- we've seen what happens when the Internet's gatekeepers get too much control. These companies, even, have said as much about their plans to discriminate online. According to the Washington Post:

"William L. Smith, chief technology officer for Atlanta-based BellSouth Corp., told reporters and analysts that an Internet service provider such as his firm should be able, for example, to charge Yahoo Inc. for the opportunity to have its search site load faster than that of Google Inc."

Such corporate control of the Web would reduce your choices and stifle the spread of innovative and independent ideas that we've come to expect online. It would throw the digital revolution into reverse. Internet gatekeepers are already discriminating against Web sites and services they don't like:

In 2004, North Carolina ISP Madison River blocked their DSL customers from using any rival Web-based phone service.

In 2005, Canada's telephone giant Telus blocked customers from visiting a Web site sympathetic to the Telecommunications Workers Union during a contentious labor dispute.

Shaw, a major Canadian cable, internet, and telephone service company, intentionally downgrades the "quality and reliability" of competing Internet-phone services that their customers might choose -- driving customers to their own phone services not through better services, but by rigging the marketplace.

In April, Time Warner's AOL blocked all emails that mentioned www.dearaol.com -- an advocacy campaign opposing the company's pay-to-send e-mail scheme.
This is just the beginning. Cable and telco giants want to eliminate the Internet's open road in favor of a tollway that protects their status quo while stifling new ideas and innovation. If they get their way, they'll shut down the free flow of information and dictate how you use the Internet.

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This is the real deal folks. This will only open the door to complete control over what you see, where you see it, and how much it costs you just to log on and look at your favorite site. This will have a major effect on all university sites that publish information for public and student access and much more.

Get in the fight on this one. You will most certainly regret it if you don't. Even if you are a casual Internet surfer, your voice must be heard.

Call your Representative:

It's time.

Next week, the full House of Representatives votes on whether to protect Internet freedom. Your representative, Nick Rahall, needs to hear solid constituent support for protecting Net Neutrality—the Internet's First Amendment.

Here's an important detail:

Next week, House members will be voting on a larger law governing our nation's communication policy—and the current version of this bill guts Net Neutrality. So every representative needs to hear in no uncertain terms that either this horrible bill gets changed on the House floor to protect Internet freedom, or it should be voted against.

Some tips when calling:

1) If the staffer is making a tally of constituent calls, make sure they have a category specifically for "Vote no on the COPE telecom law if it doesn't protect Net Neutrality." Otherwise, your representative may get a diluted message and miss the point.

2) If they ask for more details, you can urge your representative to support the bipartisan Sensenbrenner-Conyers Net Neutrality amendment (HR 5417) which passed the House Judiciary Committee last week with a powerful 20-13 biparttisan majority. And if that fails, they should vote against the entire bill.

3) If you get a voicemail option, leave a message. They will get it.


Thanks for helping to save the Internet.

5.31.2006

Ok folks, time to get damned serious about your Internet.

This is a no-bullshit message to anyone and everyone who even glimpses at this blog. I have c&p'd the following letter from moveon.org. Pay it some pretty serious attention.
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Subject: Congress is selling out the Internet

Hi,
Do you buy books online, use Google, or download to an iPod? Everything we do online will be hurt if Congress passes a radical law next week that gives giant corporations more control over what we do and see on the Internet.

Internet providers like AT&T are lobbying Congress hard to gut Network Neutrality--the Internet's First Amendment and the key to Internet freedom. Net Neutrality prevents AT&T from choosing which websites open most easily for you based on which site pays AT&T more. BarnesandNoble.com doesn't have to outbid Amazon for the right to work properly on your computer.

If Net Neutrality is gutted, many sites--including Google, eBay, and iTunes--must either pay protection money to companies like AT&T or risk having their websites process slowly. That why these high-tech pioneers, plus diverse groups ranging from MoveOn to Gun Owners of America, are opposing Congress' effort to gut Internet freedom.

You can do your part today--can you sign this petition telling your member of Congress to preserve Internet freedom? Click here:

Petition

I signed this petition, along with 250,000 others so far. This petiton will be delivered to Congress before the House of Representatives votes next week. When you sign, you'll be kept informed of the next steps we can take to keep the heat on Congress.

Snopes.com, which monitors various causes that circulate on the Internet, explained:

Simply put, network neutrality means that no web site's traffic has precedence over any other's...Whether a user searches for recipes using Google, reads an article on snopes.com, or looks at a friend's MySpace profile, all of that data is treated equally and delivered from the originating web site to the user's web browser with the same priority. In recent months, however, some of the telephone and cable companies that control the telecommunications networks over which Internet data flows have floated the idea of creating the electronic equivalent of a paid carpool lane.

If companies like AT&T have their way, Web sites ranging from Google to eBay to iTunes either pay protection money to get into the "fast lane" or risk opening slowly on your computer. We can't let the Internet--this incredible medium which has been such a revolutionary force for democratic participation, economic innovation, and free speech--become captive to large corporations.

Politicians don't think we are paying attention to this issue. Together, we do care about preserving the free and open Internet.

Please sign this petition letting your member of Congress know you support preserving Internet freedom. Click here:

Petition

Thanks.
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The above is not a joke, it's as serious as you not being able to read my blog tomorrow. Some of you may say that wouldn't be a bad thing, but imagine not being able to read anything on the Internet tomorrow.

Get on that petition.

5.28.2006

Sam Hornish Wins INDY 500!!

Ladies and gentlemen,
Today was one of the, if not the, most emotional Indianapolis 500 races that I have ever seen, and I've pretty much seen them all. And I almost missed this one.

I won't go into a pit by pit run down of the entire race, but I will say that seeing the second closest race in history was one of the highlights of my life so far.

Michael Andretti came out of retirement to run this race, supposedly his last. With 7 laps left he was in the lead with his rookie son, Marco, in second place. Michael's car wasn't up to the challenge, Marco goes around him, Sam Hornish Jr. is in third place behind Marco as Marco goes around Michael. Marco is in the lead with two laps to go. At this point in the race I don't know whether to just turn the TV off and walk away before I die of a heart attack, or cry.

Hornish attempts to pass Marco and falls back, with a half a lap left. By this time, Michael's dream of winning is once again, gone. Hornish is at least six car lengths back behind Marco and here we are thinking that this rookie, Marco Andretti, son of Michael Andretti (who has never won at Indy) and grandson of Mario Andretti (who won in 1969), is about to win the fucking Indy 500 on his first run.

Hornish, like no other driver that I have ever seen, absolutely eats up the track and passes Marco and wins by .0635 of a second. All this transpires within mere inches.

I almost puked.

My heart goes out to Michael. I really wanted him to win. He says that he will take some time and reflect and that by getting so close, he may be back next year. He lost something like 23 pounds and got in pretty much the best shape of his life for this race.

There was some other drama with Hornish and Kanaan. Danica had a very likely chance of winning but caught the shittiest luck in the world when a yellow came out as she was exiting the pits.

Unofficial Results From Indianapolis Motor Speedway

I'm glad Sam won. He deserved and earned it.

For more information on the race and everything IRL go to Official Indy Site.

I'm glad that I chose not to watch the Formula 1 race today. I haven't check the results from that race yet.

See ya.

5.06.2006

Hot Wheels of Hell-o-Matic!!!

Alright, I'm sure that you've no doubt seen that glorious header that I have put in. It all stems from a kick-ass project that I had no part in whatsoever. Isn't it great!?!

So, Coop has been chosen to create not one but two CUSTOM Hot Wheels® cars in his honor. Take a trip over to Positive Ape Index and take a gander at the whole explanation from the man himself.

As always, any and all Coop images that I use on my site are the sole copyright of Coop. I don't make any money off of them, and I don't claim them as my own, but they sure are some of the best images in the friggin free-world. Hell, they're some of the best images in the not-so-free world too. They just don't know it.

For everything Coop, take a walk over to Coop Stuff and pick something up. And while you're there, pick up the tattoo flash set for me. Drop me an email and I'll send you my address so that you can send it to me.

How's that for an update then?

5.05.2006

It ends today, for a bit.

The last final was taken @ 0800 this AM and that was it for me and Spring 2006. Yeah, I know you have missed me and your days have been nothing but pure agony since I have been gone, but you'll be glad to know that I pretty much blew this semester away.

Summer school is not too far away. More writing classes this summer. At the rate I'm going my writing degree will be completed before I even get started in anything else.

What have I been doing besides writing tons of peer reviews and studying for Pharmacology exams and such, you ask? I've been playing a bit of guitar as of late. First time that has happened in over a year or so. I was playing a shitload of Battlefield 2: Modern Combat on the 360, but that has slacked off as well. Seems that no matter how you try to replace Rainbow Six, it just won't happen.

You may find this odd, but I suggest that you go out and pick up Fiona Apple's new disc, Exrtraordinary Machine. I'm a fan of hers because she's smart as hell and her style is like no other. I'd write a review of it, but my opinion on things is only my opinion. If you like it then cool. If not, that's cool too.

Ok, time for a rant: IF/THEN is the way it works people. IF your glass isn't right-side up, THEN it has been knocked over. NOT: IF your glass isn't right-side up, THAN is has been knocked over.

I've seen this mistake all my life and especially in print adds and commercials for automotive companies. Just start paying attention, you'll see it too.

See, that rant wasn't so bad. No where near as explosive as one that I wrote a few days ago to some relatives. But we won't go into that.

So, if all that wasn't all over the place enough for you. Tune in tomorrow, I'll be sure to ramble on about something totally worthless on a larger scale.

4.11.2006

Seeking feedback.

Ok, so I'm doing peer evaluations in my Creative Writing class... Well, actually it's my professor's class, I just write for it. Anywho, we receive works from our peers and evaluate them. Amazing isn't it? Just like the name states. So, I decided to do something different with one of the responses. I'll list the initials of the author so as to give her credit for her work, which will be the first poem.
M.C.
There, you know who you are. And here is her work.
Regret

In Life:
There’s a point when you realize that you’ve simply gone too far.
You’d do anything to set all the clocks (and the world) back a day.
Then maybe you could fix what had been done, in some way.
Yet, there is no way, no special power, and no magical star.

You are stuck with this horrible feeling you cannot change.
If you had stopped a moment sooner—a precious sliver of time—
You’d never have reached this point where pain sits like slime…
While you question whether salvation is within your range.

You want to take back all of bad the things you’ve done and said.
You long to make time fly—so it all goes away.
You wish to forget and to be forgotten.
You hate all the voices, the tears, the sorrow.

After Death:
There’s a silence that causes you to realize you have missed out.
You’d give anything to have a second chance to set it all right.
Then maybe you wouldn’t be sad and alone all through the night.
Yet, there is no new option and no chance to take a different route.

You are stuck with the memories of the life that you’ve lost.
If you had only known a little more—a handful of life’s secrets—
You’d never have reached this point where thoughts trap like nets…
While you wonder whether your heart is colder than frost.

You want time to do the good things you should’ve done and said.
You long to replay all the time you wasted away.
You wish to remember or to be remembered.
You miss everything, even the voices, the tears, the sorrow.

Learn to cherish joy that fades today,
And sorrow that may come tomorrow…
Or learn…
To live and die
With the burden of regret.


Now, my response to her work. Which is supposed to be something along the lines of a description of what we feel the poem or work is about and how much we enjoyed it, blah, blah, blah.....
My Response:


Regret
In Life:
There’s a point, when too far going
You continue on, full well knowing
That one step more will mean the end
Of situation or of friend.
But the choices, your’s to make,
To have and hold or eat the cake.
Are made by you, and you alone
There’s no regret to bemoan.
Resolve to speak
Resolve to act
To move with couth or move with tact.
Or full ahead respect for none
Words are said and deeds are done.
Search not for star or special power
Stand firm and know that every hour
You commanded all about
What came in and what went out.
In Death:
Your lot is cast, no sense to ponder
No past to weep, no place to wander
You missed out on nothing, you’re the one
Deeds were done or deeds undone
Your one regret what were it met
Would have been to have had
Regret.
©2006Wrench Devil/WrenchDevil6
So, there it is. Comment on what you think or don't. It's there for your enjoyment.

Yet another...

The semester is rapidly coming to a close. Seems like yesterday I was writing my first Notebook entry. Speaking of yesterday's notebook entry... I completely forgot about it. Life interrupted, but I think that I have done enough extra stuff over the course of the semester to cover it. I'm working on getting two more writing classes over the summer. Registration is happening as we speak and I can't get a frigging advisor meeting until Thursday. And to cap it off, Fri is advanced registration for Fall 2006. I can't get my status upgraded to Junior until this Fall so that makes me a Sophomore for 3 semester or some shit like that.

Things have also shifted into idle on a couple of web sites that I have been working on. Seems we can get all the software to do what we want it to do. Oh, well, it'll get done or it won't. The gaming front is coming along rather well however.

New for the 360 this week is Battlefield 2: Modern Combat. Hopefully it will be a welcome break from GRAW and all the Sharpshooter matches and non-tactic assheads that dominate the game. It's a shame that everyone is waiting for the release of Rainbow 6: Vegas in the fall, and having to feed that craving with games that will never get played after its release.

I have to plug a couple of websites this time. They are sites that I have been a member of for a very long time.

AGE a great site that is composed of mostly over age 30 gamers.

XBOX Users Group Great group who started as an XBOX news site called XLN a couple of years ago. I was pretty involved with them in the past before I had to get out of gaming and the Internet altogether because of no connection (read poor).

I may be writing for the AGE blog and new site when it comes about. Sharky has many interested so there should be quite a few posts a day there.

Anywho, that's about it at the Select-o-Matic, at least for today.

4.03.2006

Slacking?

So, you could say that I have been slacking. Then again you could say that I haven't been obsessing over this and other blogs that were eating away at everything else. Blazing Angels was and still is an awesome game with the replayability that dwarfs many other games. I've been busy at other sites such as www.ubi.com, www.xbox.com, www.adultgamingenthusiasts.com, and www.xboxusersgroup.com. I'm woking on getting my XBOX Community Developer status and that has taken up some time.

All in all, I've been zooming around some communities that I frequent and neglecting others, like www.iamtrouble.com. I am sure that Masuimi won't mind. It's funny how one thing can so quickly be replaced by another. Was it that the one thing was just busy work until the other could be refreshed? Or was it that I was so engrossed in the one that I got burned out quickly and need a break? Hell, who knows.

3.27.2006

Blazing Angels


Blazing Angels
Originally uploaded by Wrench Devil.
Feeling like recreating some of the major air battles of WWII? Then Ubi's Blazing Angels is for you. This game is a true smoker. It immediately immerses you in air combat.

Yeah, I know that I said that I was waiting for more Clancy titles and Full Spectrum Warrior: Ten Hammers, but this one was tooooo good to pass up.

So that's how I pretty much spent my spring break: Beating G.R.A.W. completely and flying the unfriendly skies of WWII.

I ran into some conflicting issues on the new site that I was building. So until some new software is appropriated or old software is re-implemented that project is on the back burner.

Oh, I have an XBOX related blog running over at MSN called: Independent Rebellion, but the name of it is deathpusher so maybe if you search for it you'll get to it.

That's about it from the Select-o-Matic.

3.21.2006

Comments now enabled.

It seems that the code for comments and backlinks were a bit awry. All is as it should be now. Blogs as a species are a fickle lot, one bit of mismanaged syntax and you are thrown into the code-search abyss.

Add to that, I have done something in my settings that blocks me from seeing Flickr tags of any kind on any blog. Yes, I see and use Flash on every other page of the Internet just not Flickr tags or badges. It's something I'm working through.

Oh, Ghost Recon:Advanced Warfighter for the 360 is the shizzle my nizzle. Though a bit predictable when played through in hard mode the second time through, it is still a challenge and a great game. Given the money they spent on development and all the corporate sponsors they had (read: Dodge, Pepsi, AXE and others) they could have secured the rights to at least a sample of All Along the Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix instead of having some hack band redo the track.

The final fire-fight is a bit perplexing as well, while firing from behind cover at the enemy a couple hundred meters away, you unwittingly eliminate the main antagonist of the entire game. No special colored icon around him or anything like that, just a shot taken from long range at a silhouette at best and that's it, on to the credits. A bit of an unexpected let down.

Now it's a wait for Rainbow Six: Critical Hour and Full Spectrum Warrior: Ten Hammers for the original XBOX.

Any donations for the cause will be greatly appreciated, I'll put the PayPal donation button up later today.

Edited to add: The donations for an XBOX game were mostly a joke. Any donation made to Selec-o-Matic goes to keep the site running and to purchase better hosting and domain name acquisition. If you donate, thanks a bunch.

3.17.2006

XBOX Arrives.

So, as you can probably guess, the new 360 arrived and all I can say is damn. This is the kind of gaming we were dreaming about 25 years ago. I've been busy on that front pretty much full time since I took it out of the box. That and things have been slow on every other front as well.

I've yet to write the book review on James Wright's work that I read. It's some really down and out stuff that never actually lets you come up for air. To call it depressing would be to shine a positive light on it. Not that he couldn't write, and not that everything has to be all shiny and happy, but damn that's some dark and lonely writing.

I also have to write an artist analysis. I'll most likely write it on Steve or Coop. I was considering Ed Weston but decided against it. I can write about any visual artist, not just photographers.

It's funny how you get away from the Internet for a few days and you feel as though you are out of touch with the whole world.

3.12.2006

More Musings from the Madman

Something I cooked up yesterday morning... Have not thought of a name for it yet. Enjoy.

What malevolence this,
Mortality
Imposing that preference be
Made
In the sparkling dew covered
Morning
With haste and befuddled
Musings
Are we to want but for a
Handful of events?
What of eyes met,
Destinations sought,
Episodes lost? Surely
We are mocked by the Magistrate.

3.10.2006

Icarus


Icarus
Originally uploaded by Wrench Devil.
Filled with the thrill of flight, Icarus did not heed the warnings of Daedalus, his father, and flew too close to the sun.

I was in the right place at the right time and all I could think of was the story of Icarus, as the sun blazed from behind the clouds.

Enjoy.

3.08.2006

Constitutional Peasant...

Arthur: Old woman!
Dennis: MAN!
Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37! I'm not old!
Arthur: Well, I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: You could say "Dennis".
Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out, did you?
Arthur: I did say I'm sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treatin' me like an inferior.
Arthur: Well, I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king, eh - very nice. And how'd you get that, then? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress...
Dennis' Mother: Dennis, Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here. Oh, how'd you do?
Arthur: How'd you do good lady? I am Arthur, king of the Britons. Whose castle is that?
Dennis' Mother: King of the who?
Arthur: The Britons.
Dennis' Mother: Who are the Britons?
Arthur: We all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king.
Dennis' Mother: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Dennis: You're foolin' yourself. We're living in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class...
Dennis' Mother: Oh there you go bringing class into it again!
Dennis: But that's what it's all about! If only people would realise...
Arthur: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Dennis' Mother: No one lives there.
Arthur: Then who is your lord?
Dennis' Mother: We don't have a lord.
Arthur: What?!
Dennis: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as sort of supreme executive officer for the week.
Arthur: Yes.
Dennis: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting...
Arthur: Yes, I see.
Dennis:...by a simple majority. In the case of purely internal affairs...
Arthur: Be quiet.
Dennis:...require two thirds majority. In the case of old ladys...
Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Dennis' Mother: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?
Arthur: I am your king!
Dennis' Mother: Well, I didn't vote for you.
Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Dennis' Mother: Well, how'd you become King, then?
Arthur: The Lady of the Lake,... [Angel chorus begins singing in background] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [Angel chorus ends] That is why I am your king!
Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: But you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: Shut up, will you? Shut up! [Grabs Dennis and shakes him]
Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

Gamertag info.

As you can see on the right sidebar ,I have put my XBOX Live gamertag info up for all to see and add. I have a pretty long history with XBOX Live. When I renewed my XBOX Live account I could not transfer my old gamertag, which was Daishi6. If any of you were ever on my list, send a friend request and I will re-add you. I will be switching everything over to XBOX 360 later this week or at the beginning of next. So there you have it. If you play any Clancy title, you'll most likely see me. Also, if any of you are familiar with Unexpected Company, you know me very well.

3.05.2006

Writing a sonnet.

I have written my first sonnet. I'm not a literary conformist in any sense, so all I can atribute to my work as far as being a sonnet is that it has fourteen lines. So here it is.

On Surviving
In perilous abyss and piercing brilliance, I
Through undergrowth and dust alike
With unflagging resolution
I have walked among giants.
While just a whelp, uncertainty called
Out of step and riddled with apprehension
A shadow sheltered me
From the incarceration of my own determination.
Saying, “Keep your wits about you and drive on.”
As copper jacketed hornets fought inertia
To deliver their venomous sting
Shielded in the crucible,
I was born from the Benefactors of Freedom’s equity
And forever indebted by their Sacrifice.

3.04.2006

This could be it.

After scouring the internet for a way to incorporate categories into Blogger, I think that I have finally found it. I teamed up with Amit Upadhyay, the author and creator of labelr. To find out more about it just go to Amit's Blog. Hopefully this does the trick. I am going to use it as it stands, but later I will put everything into a drop down window. Now it's time to fire it up and see if the wheels stay on.

Thanks Amit.

Update: Amit and I are in the process of reconfiguring some things. It seems that I was showing a bit of poor Internet etiquette. When I signed up to beta his code I put http://kelvic-enterprises.com/Select-o-Matic instead of http://www.kelvic-enterprises.com/Select-o-Matic . Now, that isn't too big of a deal if you are within the Americas, but it does make a difference to the rest of the world, in a sense. Especially when writing plugins or code.

3.03.2006

Modern Mann

On Thursday I went to another Visiting Writer presentation. I wrote a review of it for a grade and also submitted it to the University Press but I called too late for them to make room. There's always next week. So, seeing as it couldn't be published in the press. I figured that I'd throw it up for you, my loyal audience. Here it is as it was presented to the press.

Enjoy.

Thursday evening the University Visiting Writer Series welcomed Jeff Mann to the Alumni Lounge inside the Memorial Student Center. Mann writes of the beauty within nature that touches our lives in ways that many over look. It seemed, as he read from his works, that the bulk of his work is self-reflecting. As self reflecting as it is, it is also a mirror held in front of the world forcing it to recognize who and what it really is.
As I sit here and write this review, I struggle with how to word it. How do I write about issues that are foreign to me? Do I handle the review with kid gloves and dance around wording, or do I put it out there as it was presented? I struggle with the words because Jeff Mann is a gay man who writes exceptional poetry and prose.
He finds beauty, as most poets do, in the minutiae of life. However, his work is also about growing up gay in rural West Virginia and having to struggle with that. It doesn’t matter how much I sympathize or try to understand, I cannot get my head around that, because it is something that I have never had to deal with. I have had and hopefully still have several gay friends whom I have hung out with, but at the end of the day I cannot fathom with the complexities of who they are.
Jeff is an accomplished author and educator whose work is as varied and wide-reaching as the publications he is featured in. The great thing about his work is that none of it is self-pitying. He is who he is and you either accept that or you move on. His work stands on its own merits and is a testament to honesty and non-conventionalism. I thoroughly enjoyed the reading and brought from it a sense that my struggles with writing, more often than not, pale in comparison to others.
Jeff Mann is the author of four books. His newest book of poetry and memoir is Loving Mountains, Loving Men, published by Ohio University Press in 2005. I suggest picking up any of his work. It may aid you in your struggles or it may disgust you, but in the end you felt something, and that is all that art is anyway.

3.01.2006

Justice

I'm not sure how many of you out there in the blogosphere are up on things lately, but there's a war on. As you have read or will read on my site, I am by no means a right-wing anything, but I am a Veteran of this country and regardless of whether I support the war, I support my brothers and sisters who risk their lives every day in the their fight against hate and oppression. That being said, I love it when turds get flushed and get their hands slapped for touching the handle of the melting pot. The gene pool in this country needs more Clorox.

This little turd Michael Crook had a web site where he constantly bashed the soldiers, sailors, and airmen/women of this country. Seems he was asleep at the wheel and when it came time to renew his site he got slip-shanked and it was purchased before he could renew. I support free speech and I am and have been willing to give my life in the protection of all freedoms, but this is classic.

I submit for your approval.

Justice

So, I drafted this little ditty a few days back. I had just put something up that I wanted to stay on tap for a few days, but now I guess that's over. Here it is.

Holding on.

I understand now why it is so hard for most people to move on from various times in their lives. I was just sitting here browsing around my music collection and decided to put in Slippery When Wet just because I hadn't heard it since about 1987 or something like that. When "Wanted Dead or Alive" rang through the head phones I was overcome with a sense that rarely bothers to waste its time on me. I waxed nostalgic for high-school daze. I thought of all the good times in the various places and conditions I was in during that time. I wouldn't go back to it for anything but damn those were some kickin times. I get the same feeling from "Rocket Queen" too but I listen to that one more often because it reminds me of Tim, the only non-blood brother that I would still cripple you over, and I haven't seen him since the early 90's. I miss ya man, come and see me. I'll provide the Guinness.

So, like I said, I understand the difficulty but I cannot understand not being able to let go. I mean, come on, the music will always be there for you when you want to revisit that time. And yes I admit it, I listend to the hell out of some Bon Jovi. It's hard to have a truck load of girls when Slayer is cranking through the home speakers in the back of the old Blazer, LOL.

Here's to the good old days. I'm glad they're gone, but I miss the hell out of them sometimes.
And yeah, for one brief second, without reprocussion... I'd do it all again, in a friggin heartbeat.

GET TORKED!!

2.27.2006

Evil Threads


There's a really good bunch of folks that create some really killer clothes. Just follow the banner at the bottom of the page and meet all of your evil needs.

2.26.2006

Yet another loss.


It's turning out to be a damned shitty weekend.

Rest easy old friend... We'll keep those damned Bumpass hounds at bay. Christmas won't be the same without you.

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Darren McGavin was painting a movie set in 1945 when he learned of an opening for a small role in the show, climbed off his ladder, and returned through Columbia's front gates to land the part.
The husky, tough-talking performer went on to become one of the busiest actors in television and film, starring in five TV series, including "Mike Hammer," and endearing holiday audiences with his role as the grouchy dad in the 1983 comedy classic "A Christmas Story."
McGavin, 83, died Saturday of natural causes at a Los Angeles-area hospital with his family at his side, said his son Bogart McGavin.
McGavin also had leading roles in TV's "Riverboat" and cult favorite "Kolchak: The Night Stalker." Among his memorable portrayals was U.S. Army Gen. George Patton in the 1979 TV biography "Ike."
Despite his busy career in television, McGavin was awarded only one Emmy: in 1990 for an appearance as Candice Bergen's opinionated father in an episode of "Murphy Brown."
He lacked the prominence in films he enjoyed in television, but he registered strongly in featured roles such as the young artist in Venice in "Summertime," David Lean's 1955 film with Katharine Hepburn and Rosanno Brazzi; Frank Sinatra's crafty drug supplier in "The Man with the Golden Arm" (1955); Jerry Lewis's parole officer in "The Delicate Delinquent" (1957); and the gambler Gus Sands in 1984's "The Natural" that starred Robert Redford.
He also starred alongside Don Knotts, who died Friday night, in the 1976 family comedy "No Deposit, No Return."
Throughout his television career, McGavin gained a reputation as a curmudgeon willing to bad-mouth his series and combat studio bosses.
McGavin starred in the private eye series "Mike Hammer" in the 1950s. In 1968 he told a reporter: "Hammer was a dummy. I made 72 of those shows, and I thought it was a comedy. In fact, I played it camp. He was the kind of guy who would've waved the flag for [Alabama Gov.] George Wallace."
Troubled childhood
Born in Spokane, Washington, McGavin was sketchy in interviews about his childhood. He told TV Guide in 1973 that he was a constant runaway at 10 and 11, and as a teen lived in warehouses in Tacoma, Washington, and dodged the police and welfare workers. His parents disappeared, he said.
He spent a year at College of the Pacific in Stockton, California, taking part in dramatics, then landed in Los Angeles. He washed dishes and was hired to paint sets at Columbia studio. He was working on "A Song to Remember" when an agent told him of an opening for a small role.
"I climbed off a painter's ladder and washed up at a nearby gas station," McGavin said. "I returned through Columbia's front gate with the agent." The director, Charles Vidor, hired him. No one recognized him but the paint foreman, who said, "You're fired."
McGavin studied at the Neighborhood Playhouse and the Actors Studio and began working in live TV drama and on Broadway. He appeared with Charlton Heston in "Macbeth" on TV and played Happy in "Death of a Salesman" in New York and on the road.
He is survived by his four children -- York, Megan, Bridget and Bogart -- from a previous marriage to Melanie York McGavin, Bogart McGavin said. McGavin was separated from his second wife, Kathy Brown, he said.
Services were set for March 5 at Hollywood Forever Cemetery.

2.25.2006

Never Mind The Hall of Fame...


Rejection...
Originally uploaded by Wrench Devil.

True to fashion and as socially aware as ever, the Sex Pistols declined their induction into the Rock 'N Roll Hall of Fame today. In a hand written image posted on the Sex Pistols home page told it like it is.

"Outside the shit storm is a real Sex Pistol"

And you slacking top 40, easy-listening bitches thought punk was dead. Bolloks to all that.

http://www.thefilthandthefury.co.uk/

And on a sadder note:

LOS ANGELES - Don Knotts, the skinny, lovable nerd who kept generations of television audiences laughing as bumbling Deputy Barney Fife on “The Andy Griffith Show,” has died. He was 81.
Knotts died Friday night of pulmonary and respiratory complications at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Beverly Hills, said Paul Ward, a spokesman for the cable network TV Land, which airs “The Andy Griffith Show,” and another Knotts hit, “Three’s Company.”
Unspecified health problems had forced him to cancel an appearance in his native Morgantown, W.Va., in August 2005.



The country lost a great friend and a great Veteran on Friday.
He served in World War II as an entertainer and received the World War II Victory Medal. Knotts graduated from West Virginia University in 1948 with a degree in theater.

What's It Like?

Yesterday I went to a writing workshop/panel discussion on the values and merits of being a writer. There were three panelists there: Diane Wellman, Jonathan Joy and Jeff Hanson. I'm pretty sure the turn-out was less than anticipated and actually frustrated some that were there, but all the same I treated the experience as if they were there for the sole purpose of informing me about writing. Wellman was interesting in her discussion of the fact that she "writes fiction for fun and non-fiction for a living." Her fun seems to be primarily playwriting, while her living is writing for a Prevention Resource Center.

Jonathan Joy followed with a discussion about the angst of being a playwright, actor and producer, and not getting the notoriety that one is seeking. He has done well for himself as can be seen here. It was enlightening to hear him equate character building for writing to being an actor, as you have to essentially be the character you are reading for, and become the character you are writing about.

Jeff Hanson was the final panelist and his presentation of himself was a bit more glamorous than the others. He is an Entertainment writer for People Magazine. His close friendship with Jennifer Garner and her family is the "in" that he had in becoming a writer for People. He was also embedded in the turmoil and grief of the Sago, WV mine disaster. His advice was as straight-forward as one would expect. Keep submitting, keep aggravating local papers, get your foot in the door in any way possible and keep working hard. He warned against giving in to vice once you are "through the door." As it is easy to loose track of yourself when surrounded with everything that there is to offer in the entertainment industry.

After the presentation I spoke with Jonathan Joy at pretty good length about journaling and using a journal as inspriation for fiction writing. He says that he has so much stuff down on paper and nowhere to print it. It is at this point in the conversation that I realize we both have the same problem. All this stuff in our heads and no one to read it. So I begin telling him about blogging and the outlet that it can be. He seemed genuinely interested and I further iinvited him to join Blogger and set himself up and just start publishing his stuff here. Hopefully he takes my advice and we can all get to read his stuff. When and if he emails me with the details of his new blog I will be sure to point everyone to it. He's a genuinely likeable guy and hey, it never hurts to network a little.

It really is a shame that there weren't more people at the presentation, as I am sure that a larger crowd would have motivated the panelists to put more on the table.

2.22.2006

The Final Cut

So here it is, the white was only temporary anyway until I either switched to MT or reworked the CSS/Text to get all the colors that I wanted in the right places. I really like the copper colored text and the garage look and feel. The blog almost looks like a calendar hanging on your desktop. As soon as I get the other drop down menu with catagories and such coded, I'll make it live. Just have to figure out a way to do it. I would like to implement some sort of site search too, and I will, just not tonight. I hope that it isn't too dark. I've asked opinions and everyone seems to agree that it looks good.

Click on the SO-CAL Speedshop link and you will see what direction I am going in mechanically. A '32 Highboy, now that's about as cool as cool gets. Aside from Jimmy Shine's Slammed Ford truck. You can see it at the Jimmy Shine link. Rods are my inspiration for the skinning of this site. Flat, dirty, greasy and to the point.

Stick With What You Know

After much wrangling and prodding with MT, I had an epiphany of sorts. Creating styles and templates through MT isn't something that I want to continually bother with, especially since I can design an entire site in Dreamweaver via CSS. Three column with a header and all the script that I can stand to put in. Ahhhhh, the comforting interface of DW.

MT has dominated the bulk of my time. Hell, who am I kidding... ALL OF MY TIME. It is a great program and it may serve me better in the future when I am comfortable building and navigating within its borders. For now, I will stick with Blogger... It's just too friggin easy.
--ANALOGY--
It's like working on American mades all your life and then someone asking you if you can synchronize the carbs on their ZX7. It really doesn't translate. Yeah, you can do it, but one of those boys from MMI can do it smoother, cleaner, and faster. And good on 'em, somebody's gotta work on those things.
That's about it on this end. I know, nothing mind shattering or terribly funny about my postings about MT and all that. Honestly, I wish I had something worthwhile to write about. That would mean that I was thinking about something besides MT and getting it to work. At this point, I'd welcome a decent graphics gig. I'm even considering Space Madness as a viable out. Speaking of Space Madness, click on the John K. link over there on the left and go see what he is up to. Now that Coop has finished his homage to Playing with your Joystick, things are a bit slow at his gig.
Ok, so I took a one hour or so break mid-post, and now I'm back at the helm. SW Battlefront II is a good way to take a break. Oh well, back to Dreamweaver.

2.20.2006

Movable Type


So I got MT to work and am in the process of learning how to use it. It wasn't the whiz-bang set up that I was expecting. As with any new software that isn't familiar, it will take a day or two to get adjusted to. I don't know whether it's from my lack of experience with MT or nostalgia/loyalty to Google, but I'm not real sure that I need to switch to MT anyway. My only concern is, as I said in my previous post, pagination. I would enjoy the opportunity to have a [File Under:] section for my posts that is liked to a drop down menu for catagories. The monthly archive section of Blogger isn't bad, but it still combines all posts into a single "pile" kind of like putting all of your laundry in a plastic bin and living out of that bin. Always having to sift through everything to get at a single item.

That's where I am as far as what's going on at the Select-o-Matic. Hopefully I will be deciding the merits of MT vs. Blogger soon enough and can get on with other endeavors.

This particular pic of Max should keep you occupied whilst I sort out the drudgeries of the blogosphere.

2.19.2006

Direction and Format

Since the beginning of my bloggyness, and I mean from the first post, I have had an issue with the limits of blogging tools. Keep in mind that this is just a pseudo-rant. The lack of having pages is something that I struggle with daily. I have seen some sites/blogs that work around this and I am in the midst of implementing that sort of style into my blog as well. It just takes a bit of time. Especially since I don't use Moveable Type yet (no more databases left on the server). I would and will start posting topics to a relevant archive or something to that effect. Whether it be about Max or Custom bikes or Hot Rods or basic bullshitery.

There is site after site out there who have an opinion on format and whether you should worry about graphics and ads and the like because of the RSS/XML factor. I know that when I read blogs and such, I like to get it from the source. To me reading blogs is different from news feeds and such because what you are getting from a personal blog is more than a news feed, it is a look into how a person thinks and what motivates them. LOL, from looking at mine you would deduce that I am all over the place, and you wouldn't be far off.

My interests are as varied as anyone's that I know of and that is the point of putting together topic related archives. If you're into customs then there will be a custom archive and posts to accompany it. Don't expect to get landslides of industry information here about custom rods and bikes however. I post about my favorites and haunts and those people and things that interest me.

As I said, I hope to streamline things a bit more and give you more options to see what you want to see. My posts will hit the front page initially but will go directly into their respective archive at the same time. I don't have cable TV however so my posts won't be about what happened on 24 at such and such time, or who said what on Crossfire. Now if you want to quote Tom Waits or what-not then that's cool. Just don't expect me to give a shit about who got voted off what island.

There you have it. A letter of intent from the corrupted corporation that is me.

2.17.2006

McQueen


10103783
Originally uploaded by Wrench Devil.
Remember that day when everything was going your way and the sun was shining on you perfectly and you thought you were the coolest motherfucker to ever walk?

On our best day, we could never be as cool as Steve McQueen.

One could only imagine how different our lives would be if we would have had the last 26 years with him.

Kneel down ye posers of cool. You can't hold a candle.

2.15.2006

Ok, I've got to bitch about this.

More and more the ability to write is falling by the way-side. Kids and there so-called 1337speek and their inability to punctuate or capitalize anything. Don't get me wrong, I read/have read the number magazine that the uber1337s read. And I have done my share of boxing in many colors and when I had the patience or the inclination I played with some really cool scripts.
Here's the rub: Being intelligent and knowing what you're talking about does not give you the right to disrespect people by not showing them the courtesy of capitalizing their names and such. Here is a site that Google rates high on their lists as a blog that you should read. It was a struggle for me to read. No punctuation, no capitalization, no form of respect for any norm of writing. Again, don't get me wrong, I hate conformity just as much as the next disenfranchised individual, but come on people. Just because you name yourself Passing Notes because you think you're being cute doesn't excuse you from all that I have bitched about above.
I am in not the GrammarNazi or the EnglishNazi by any stretch of the imagination, but there is a line that not just the youth are crossing. The world of chat and IM and quick posting on forums has these people thinking that it is cute. It is not cute for a twenty/thirty/forty/fifty-something who happens to be a programmer to use parenthesese around what he/she thinks is cute thought balloon material.
So there it is... Call me an old crotchety bastard or not hip with the times or whatever. I'll just tell you to go fuck yourself and get your shit together.
Makes you wonder if McDonald's started this trend years ago when they went to icon based registers where NO MATH SKILL was involved. It's a sad and scary time for English speaking people. Traffick seems to do a decent job of being respectable and comprehensible.

A friend in deed.


bagley
Originally uploaded by Wrench Devil.
Here it is folks, the one that had me almost pissing on myself. No witty political commentary here, it's all been said. The caption is classic.

Whew...



Seems the old template took a shit, or I messed up the code or something. I could no longer post and all my archives got jacked up. I'll see what I can do to recover the Honor, Iron Oxide, and Full Custom Gospel posts.

OK, now that all that business is finished we can get back to serious business. Seems that someone decided to get off of their collective asses and get busy over @ Exile Cycles and put thier web-space to good use.

I'll get you warmed up and you can go on over and see for yourself. Pick up some schwag while you're there, and tell them where you came from. And I don't mean your mom either.

All images that I use of/from Exile Cycles are the sole ©Russell Mitchell and Exile Cycles.

2.12.2006

A Bit 'o the Snow


A Bit 'o the Snow
Originally uploaded by Wrench Devil.
Winter finally arrives, only to be thwarted by 50° weather on Wed. It has already pretty much melted off now, but it was beautiful this morning.

2.11.2006

New face at the Select-o-Matic.


Max
Originally uploaded by Wrench Devil.

I am sure that you have clicked on the links, and the banners and such, and that is a good thing. I've decided to link up with the hardest working woman in show-business, Masuimi Max. She's a fetish model, fashion model, web engineer who is hella funny and not too tough on the eyes.

She's the best gig in town when it comes to the total package of a model. She also happens to be the cover girl for Steve's DVD. So, take a stroll over and see what's going on @ Masuimi's place and get yourself signed up on her site. It's worth the measly bit that she asks for in return for giving so much.

Plus, this goes right along with my Infidel status, the dirty American Pig Dog that I am.

I fart in your general direction.

Don't make me taunt you a second time-uh.

Edited to add: Rob Zombie's new album Educated Horses hits stores on March 28.

Zombie Site

2.09.2006

The Day I Became an Infidel


stephff3
Originally uploaded by Wrench Devil.
Oh man how I wish I was a cartoonist! This is the 15 minutes they've always dreamed of. Maybe I should start. This band-wagon is just too good not to jump on.

But wait, what if my cartoons dipicted Jesus in a compromising position with say...

Peter?

I wonder how many Christain Jihads I could get started... Whose flag would they burn? Who would they rally against?

I love America.

All you tight asses can suck it!


Uh, Roger that good buddy, we'll catch you on the flip side, c'mon.

2.08.2006

Uh, Breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck

Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth, pullin' logs
Cabover Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We 'as headin' fer bear on I-One-Oh 'Bout a mile outta Shaky-Town
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
An' I'm about to put the hammer on down

EVERYBODY!!!!

2.07.2006

Tranquility Base

Ahhhh, I feel so rested. Isn't it beautiful the way the sun is breaking through the window? It's so unusual for it to be so bright this ear... Wait a fucking minute!!! It's eight'ofrigging clock. Everybody UP!!! We/I overslept!
Dammit!
Dammit!

"You! Get your ass in the kitchen and eat breakfast, you're tardy!"

"I don't feel tardy."

"Shit! It's trash day, and the trash man is at the end of the street!"

"Where in the hell is my wallet!?!?!"

"Did you start the car?"

"How in the hell could I have started the car? I just got up!"

..............................................................................................................

I hope your morning got off to a better start.

2.05.2006

Roughneck Nine One


Cover
Originally uploaded by Wrench Devil.
Frank Antenori is a well respected member of the SOF Community, his first book is available for Preorder. I recommend this book to anyone and everyone.

2.04.2006

New Template, Or...

The hellish aggravation created by the Google search bar overlapping the blogger Meta thingy! Oh well, I'll fix it later. Between this and other sites that I am currently working on, I feel that my ass is becoming one with my chair. On another note, I have to write a book review for a Barry Hannah book soon. I cannot decide which book to write the review on... Airships or High Lonesome. They are both excellent selections. I highly recommend reading his work if you get the chance. Reminds me of Pinkney Benedict a lot, there is a connection there.

So, tell me what you think of the new template. If you want to see the old one, just click on the Archives over there on the left. I like the old one but I like the balanced feel and look of a three column site. Must be my connection to phpNuke. Speaking of Nuke, I'll be throwing out a link in a little while to the site that I am currently working on. It's a funny thing, the site. I used to own it, and maybe I still do, but I left it back in the fall of '04 due to some extenuating circumstances. I didn't ever figure that I would return to redesign and run it again. It holds a pretty special place for me though and I keep messing with it because a good friend of mine was/is the other owner. The site doesn't make money, that wasn't the point of it anyway, so it's not like I/we are missing out on a heavy flow of cash or anything. It's just a great site, and when it runs right and the right people are at the helm, it's one of the most popular destinations on the web.

As I said, keep coming back, I'm not sure when it will be complete, but I'll keep you updated all the same. Hell, maybe I can even get some tips on some things. Like... Getting the frigging Google Search bar from the blogger Meta thingy.

That's about it for me, before you leave, click Steve's Site and go pick up a copy of his DVD. No it's not porn, it is some of the most creative and influential art of our time. Ed Weston could shoot cabbage like no one else, and Steve is the Weston of his genre. Oh, and just so you know, he doesn't only shoot what he is famous for. He takes better pix with a camera phone than most of us with Nikons.

2.01.2006

Honor

In another time, I was where you are.

Different political climate, different ROE, different doctrine. I was there, many of us were there.

Many of us wish we could be there with you now, imparting knowledge that maybe you do not have; covering a sector that got over looked; aquiring; engaging; keeping you safe.

We cannot, for our time is passed and all we have are the memories and hope that we were as good then as you are now. We cry for you in the dark, when no one is around. Our hearts are with you. Our souls are with you. Your Shoulder Sleeve Insignia is our Shoulder Sleeve Insignia. You have the better gear though, and those new ACU's aren't bad either.

We miss you and support you, regardless of politics. People will look back with pride at having known you, regardless of their politics.

Politics don't exist where you are. Grimy, sweaty, tired, lonely, scared. Drive on with the knowledge that you are ours and we are yours, and that we support you, without question.

Your fight is not in vain.

Cover your ass and come home safe.

Iron Oxide


Iron Oxide
Originally uploaded by Wrench Devil.
America I still haven't told you how hard it was to

leave the smoke and steel

behind

to get an education.
Your politics made me do it.
America I could not base my existence
on the
votes
of some eighteen year old
kid
who votes the way
daddy

votes.
America I could not feed my family
with the
confusion
that creates empty
plates.

America in all the
upheaval
I still
love
you.

1.31.2006

Hardcore... (We're All Goofy Goobers... Yeah!)

You sit there all inked up, listening to Hatebreed or some other kick ass band. You have all these amazingly insightful thoughts that you yearn to share with the world. No one understands you because you're that deep. You walk with purpose in your hard-toe boots. The scowl you carry is part of your persona, it tells the world that, "Yeah, that guy's a hard-ass." You read your Bukowski and thrash about to Killswitch Engage. You write in open form because you think that it is still an unaccepted form of writing, and you're just that cool. Your work shirts don't have patches on them because you haven't found any cool enough to represent who you are, yet.

And when your three year old son wants to watch SpongeBob Squarepants you are more than happy to oblige him because you love it too, one of your favorite songs is Ocean Man by Ween, and while everyone else is watching TV in the living room, you're at your computer at www.nick.com streaming Catscratch through TurboNick.

The Full Custom Gospel Ramblings

Welcome friends.
Are you lost in the wilderness of blogtopia? Have you been wandering without direction for most of your natural life? Well look not further. I present to you... in its chopped, slammed and super-charged simplicity, a choice. A choice to gather yourselves up and walk towards the light. Yes brethren these are dark times in which we live, and as you come closer towards the warm comforting glow of your monitor, or plasma screen, or LCD panel, you will walk with me out of the darkness and up to the styrofoam alter with a flip-top lid.
Reach inside, pull out a cold one and sit a spell here with me on the lawn-chair of salvation.
We must prepare, for we know not when he will return.